Korpg said:
As you invoke that law, let us not forget the best law of them all:
Korpg's Law of Physical Interactions:
"As one levels up a job, increase one's chance of a beautiful woman coming into your room and demanding children from oneself. Leveling more than one job multiplies the women by said number of jobs leveled. As the job becomes higher, the possiblity of the woman having less clothes on becomes higher."
This rule were it valid ought only apply to real life, where a job = profession and levels = promotions... Yet as written by the above author, the effect so predicted should be inverse to the desired result.
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