"Hey Jerry"
"Hey Nusumu" (yea, work actually calls me by my handle name)
"Yea..um..I can't come in today :/"
"How come this time?"
"Um...erm..cramps. Yea, I'm having menstrual cramps >.>''"
"Nusumu?"
"Yes?"
"You've been on your period for a good month now, I think you should come in..."
"I'm bleeding out my vag! Christ on a tampon stick! Don't argue with me!"
"I didn't want to hear that"
"I know."
*click*
*puts head set back on*
"Okay, I can go to Dyna, please invite me"
...
If I ever get stuck with a female supervisor, I'm screwed.