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Xxnumbertwoxx said:
Wooooodum said:
One time when I was younger my mum walked in on me and my girlfriend having a bit of flirtacious fun. Hohoho, how we chuckled! Does anyone else have any other experiences of their parents walking in on their intimate moments?


My first real girlfriend, back when I was 15...she was the first girl I was *ahem" intimate with, and I dunno if it's 'cause we were young and stupid (prolly) but we got caught by all of our parents, each seperately on different occasions. My step-dad was first, we were working together on a project on the computer in the office unsupervised, things got a little out of hand, and yeah, Step-Dad was pissed, if only 'cause it was in his office chair (scored free contraceptives out of the deal, though ^^). Then her mom catches us fooling around in the bathroom when we were supposed to be washing her dog. Then my mother (cue uncomfortable, mortifying "I'm too young to be a grandmother" speech), and finally her dad. Her Dad was the worst. Our dads were both in the military, so 30-something year old Army guy, supremely pissed at me, vein throbbing in his forehead...needless to say, I positioned myself near her bedroom window so I could run (dead serious, I was getting ready to bolt), it was second story but better a sprained ankle then death. Luckily he didn't, you know, KILL me, but I wasn't decidedly welcome in their house for a while after that...come to think of it, I don't think I was ever in their house again, not while they were home, anyways...

We also got caught by MPs in the woods once, after all this. That sucked too, although thank God they didn't decided to take us home to our parents and tell them what was going on. That would have been BAD...although we didn't get off the hook completely, as we both got an awesome case of Poison Ivy.

What can I say, we were hornballs...good ol' Ft. Benning, ah the memories ^^

Lol that was the only time me and my gf got caught, if we ever have sex it's usually when everyone is home we are just sneaky hi5

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