SAM The Greatest Job EVA - Final Fantasy XIV Database

Yeah... It's the greatest. We should quit every job and just fill in SAM for every job's position.

How to do anything on SAM by: Aeinaitch (ft. Virtuosus)

With these sets, as well as the spell interrupt listed earlier, we can guarentee you this:

• Consistant Nuke Damage
• 95% Spell Landing Rate
• Amazing Stun Gun Potential
• Reduced Physical Damage Taken
• Reduced Magical Damage Taken
• Reduced Breath Damage Taken *HUGE, USE OR RISK PAINFUL BAD BREATH DEATH, YOU'VE BEEN WARNED*
• Potent, long lasting, consistant Paralyze procs!
• Potent, long lasting, Slow+% on enemies!
• Ability to DoT-Kite like you've always dreamed!
• A SMALL worthy MP pool! The less you have to work with, the easier it is to be good!
• A whole -12 damage Phalanx!
• A Stoneskin worthy of writing home about to Ma and Pa!
• Rest back your relatively small, but well earned MP pool quicker than you can say Nana 3-hit Zanshin build!
• Look badass doing all of the above.

User discretion is advised. The above claims may not hold true to any mobs worth actually writing home to Ma and Pa about. Unless you are fighting low level enemies, you are likely to be point and laughed at by your fellow linkshell members and RL friends. Use of these professional patented gear sets may lead to symptons similar to that of NIV, also known as Nabis Idiotodeficiency Virus. If you feel the need to write about Nana 3-Hit Zanshin Builds, please consult your doctor immediately. No Bubbly Bernies were hurt in the making/testing/useage of these gear sets.

HP: http://www.ffxiah.com/item_sets.php?id=163843

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