I have run a few hundred VW parties on Bahamut, including nation clears/Tavnazian/zilart/ToAU/and plenty of Jeuno T3.
I came up with this game a few weeks ago, and since then I can't seem to function. Here are the rules:
Drink every time you get a /tell from a Thief, Beastmaster, Puppetmaster, or Summoner.
Finish your drink if you are 14+/18 and are specifically listing the jobs you want and still get tell from THF/BST/PUP/SMN.
Drink everytime a perle WAR is equipped with Dies Irae and doesn't know what the problem is.
Drink everytime one of the first 4 people you recruited quits before the run starts.
Drink every time someone joins a clear party thinking you're spamming one of the NM from that tier.
Drink every time you get a tell saying "i just started ls event/x6 run/provenance, will you try to remember my name 35 minutes from now?"
Finish your drink then all the beer in your fridge when you accidentally recruited 3 WHM/2 NIN/etc and don't realize until it's too late for job change.
Have fun, and make sure to have a designated driver!